This is what you do to get a copy of what Rolling Stoned Magazine calls 'the best goddamm bathroom readin' in America!!' Hell you cheap bastard, get one for your mom too, or get one for your ol'lady and spank her ass with it. They love that shit! ( I got the spankin' idea from that sick bastard - but ya gotta luv him - the one and only Sleazy Larry, that's why its double laminated.. so nothing sticks!!)

Here's how it goes

1. Take your ass down to the Post office with a PERSONAL CHECK or MONEY ORDER for $14.95 PLUS $5.00 for shipping and handling .(U.S. FUNDS ONLY!) So that $ 19.95 U.S. per Book.

2. Fill it out, paid to the order of me. IVAN HOLIDAY ARSENAULT.

3. Write down the name of the person you want me to autograph the book to, and your return address.

4. Mail the personal check or money order to me at :
   

   Doc Holiday
   P.O. Box 40
   San Mateo, FL 32187

5. If you got any naked pictures of your ol'lady or your sister, send some of those too.

6. If you don't have any naked pictures of your ol'lady or your sister , send an extra $5.00 and I'll mail ya some!! HA!HA!

7. Now get your ol'lady to lick the stamp (cause I collect im') and drop the sucker in the mailbox.

8. In 2-3 weeks tie your ol'lady or her little sister up and get naked big daddy because you will receive your very own Autographed copy of ' THE BOUNCER'S BIBLE'!! WHOOP DOG!!!!!

In closing let me say Thank you and I leave you with these famous words from Evel Knievel...." IF I'D A KNOWN I WAS GOING TO LIVE THIS LONG ....I'D A TAKEN BETTER CARE OF MYSELF!!"

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