Welcome to my web site, if you're a bouncer welcome home ,if you're somebody else welcome to the world of bouncing. Yes I said "BOUNCER" not Floor supervisor or bar security or doorman or Frankenstein in tux. My name is Ivan Holiday Arsenault and I am proud to be a BOUNCER! My father was a bouncer and my grandfather was a bouncer. I have devoted 25 years of my life working the door in a total of 52 nightclubs, bars, and shitholes.. I have a medical record of 2 bullet wounds, 4 puncture wounds, 11 broken bones, 8 concussions, and 1 poisoning! I refuse to let a bunch of politically correct assholes take my trade name and change it just because of a few bad apples in the business. Hell I have a copy of a newspaper from Tombstone AZ. 1876. Where Wyatt Earp and his brothers were refered to as 'ARMED BOUNCERS'! Shit were even in the Webster world dictionary! What about the POLICE OFFICERS that beat the ever living dog shit out of Rodney King a few Years back? Hey lets change the word 'police officer' to 'street security'!

Definitions from the 'Dictionary of Politically Correct Assholes':

• BOUNCER: a big dumb bastard that beats up drunk people in a bar,nightclub, Etc..
• POLICE OFFICER : a stupid bastard that beats up or shoots minories when he or she doesn't have regular tax paying Citizens to harass.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS : Be proud !! If you're a bouncer be proud of it!!! If your a bouncer who follows the Ten Commandments of bouncing . . .